Funny Fortune Cookie Sayings

Funny Fortune Cookie Sayings






       
 

Free Funny Fortune Cookie Sayings and Phrases for you to print.


Humorous Fortune Cookie Sayings for you to enjoy. These are suitable for all occasions and make a great ending to any meal.

Funny Messages & Sayings

CLICK here for a printable PDF copy of these Humorous Fortune Cookie Sayings, preformatted for cutting out.


 
 
 

He who throws dirt is losing ground.

You can always find happiness at work on Friday.

Do not mistake temptation for opportunity.

A woman who seeks to be equal with men lacks ambition. Ouch!!!

The greatest danger could be your stupidity.

He who laughs at himself never runs out of things to laugh at.

He who laughs last is laughing at you.

A closed mouth gathers no feet.

A conclusion is simply the place where you got tired of thinking.

A cynic is only a frustrated optimist.

A fanatic is one who can't change his mind, and won't change the subject.

It doesn't matter. Who is without a flaw?

The world may be your oyster, but it doesn't mean you'll get its pearl.

Flattery will go far tonight.

 

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